Thursday, September 8, 2011

Woman Arrested for Stripping at Strip Club Where She Wasn't Employed



CLEARWATER — Natalie M. Behnke disrobed at a gentlemen's club, began dancing and asked customers to give her money, authorities said. Which would have been fine — except Behnke didn't work there and she was no exotic dancer. Staff asked her to leave, but she wouldn't go, according to an arrest report. She tried to pick a fight with the real dancers at Baby Dolls, 13383 U.S. 19 N, and had to be removed from the club around 11:50 p.m. Tuesday, the report states. Behnke, a 25-year-old transient from Clearwater, was arrested on a charge of disorderly intoxication.

This I don't get...instead of having her arrested why not just hire her and take a cut of the profits? Is Baby Dolls the only strip club in America with some kind of strict employment standards? Drive by any strip club in America and you'll see a sign advertising amateur night at least two nights a week, its practically the lifeblood of the industry.  I mean, I can't even imagine what standards they'd have that this girl couldn't meet? She'd have to be just about the ugliest or fattest broad in America for a strip club to voluntarily have a girl arrested for stripping in a strip club. 

C-section scars, stretch marks, needle tracks,  bad weaves, all common place.  I'm going to be honest, I'm terribly disappointed there's no mugshot here, my mind is racing trying to figure out what this girl looked like for them to kick her out and have her arrested.