Frankly, the internet was in a bountiful mood last night and I literally didn’t have enough time to blog all the ridiculous material I was finding, so without further ado, a throwback to the early days of The Alt-Tab, your links of the day:
Christian Elementary Science Text Book Claims Electricity is Magic: Sometimes I wish we could just trade Texas for Mexico, straight up. We’ll take their debt and drug problem, someone else can take god fearing hicks…don’t know where electricity comes from…it comes from the frigen three prong outlets on the wall, I thought everyone knew that
Australia Scratches Plans For Mega Brothel Over Concern for Mom and Pops : Reason 832 why Australia is the best country on earth…mega brothels. Maybe, just maybe if we had a few mega brothels in the States, and a few less Walmarts, this country would be in better shape than it is now.
Original Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, 81, Dating 51 Year old...She's Fugly : Fucking gross Buzz. Haggard. You’re an astronaut, hell, you’re THE Astronaut. You don’t have to date goblins, even if you’re 80 years old. And lady, bullshit you’re 51. You don’t look a day less than 97…Maybe Buzz’s eyesight is just worse than everyone thinks, has to be right? He can’t honestly think Montgommery Burn’s twin sister is the best he can do, can he?
Conan Bagged Staring at Pussy Cat Doll's Boobs : Hunny, you’re wearing a leopard print dress with your tits popped so far out Conan’s hair was practically motor boating you from the monologue on. You knew what you were doing.
