Is it some kind of sick joke? Some dick just calling into stations every half hour badgering Matty in the Morning until they give in and play this ridiculously bad song? Has to be. No hyperbole whatsoever, that is the corniest, worst, and most annoying song I've ever heard...and I hear it every 30 minutes!
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That song is so bad that one of my friends played it on loop a few weeks ago while driving in his jeep with the top down just to simultaneously annoy and embarrass the shit out of the rest of us…when it got about 2 minutes in I was shocked to find out Christina Aguilera has a part in that song. I’d never made it that far, that’s how bad the song is. Shit, despite hearing the song approximately 6x a day I’ve still never heard the X-tina part again..its like the kick ball game in Billy Madison or the Octopus in Goonies, a kind of urban legend that like 1 in every 10 people you meet have seen/heard of.
That shit hole of a bar I was at played it on request a few weekends ago, and the DJ came on and said this ones by request for so and so…and it’s the gayest song ever. Now, I don’t have the latest Billboards Gayest chart in front of me, that doesn’t come out until Thursdays, but I think its safe to say it’ll be in the top 3.
So please, I’m begging you, whoever the hell you are that is some how entertained by this horrendously bad piece of pop music, please stop calling in to Boston area stations. Just drop me a line at Thealttab@gmail.com with your address and I’ll mail you the single. Listen to it until your hearts content. Just keep it the hell away from the radio.
