HINGHAM (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - On Monday, August 1, 2011 local police received multiple calls reporting a naked man, with a shirt covering his face, running through Lynch Field in Hingham. The field was hosting a Little League game at the time involving a team of 9-year-old children. A short time later, officers found a similar truck in the Hingham Bathing Beach parking lot with several teenagers nearby. After speaking with the youths, one was identified from a photograph on the dropped cell phone. That teenager admitted he had run across the field for a bet of $20.00 from his friends. Oliver S. Sullivan, 18, of Hingham, was arrested and charged with one count of Open and Gross Lewdness.
Fucking kids these days, can't get anything right. Streaking at a ball game is the definition of a "Go Big or Go Home" stunt. You just don't go full monty across a little league field in front of a bunch of 6th graders and their Whole Foods shopping Milf Moms (I'm assuming, it's Hingham) for a $20 bet. That shit is strictly a MLB park with your friends posting bail and chipping in for your lawyer deal. If you're going to do it it's gotta be worth the lewdness charge and the sex offender status after dangling your wang in front of a bunch of miners...you're never going to pick up chicks telling them you're a registered sex offender for exposing yourself to 12 year olds, but tell a chick you got charged for streaking Fenway? You can practically hear Dirty Water celebrating your victory before you even get the girl in the cab to go home with you.
