Fox News - A Eastern European mayor frustrated over people illegally parking their luxury vehicles in his city's designated bike lanes boarded a tank to make sure his message would be heard "loud and clear." Arturas Zuokas, mayor of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, released a video featuring himself at the controls of an eight-wheeled, camouflaged tank running over and crushing an illegally parked Mercedes Benz.
LIKE A FUCKING BOSS!
I just hope Mayor Menino doesn't get a hold of this footage, we don't need him getting any ideas about patrolling tanks through the city to ensure success of this hubway bike sharing program.
Side note: I don't think there is a limit to what I would do just to be the Mayor/Dictator of some fake Eastern Eurpoean country like Lithuania for a month. Just no rules, do whatever the hell you feel like doing. Imagine being this guy? Look at the smile on his face, ear to fucking ear. Just woke up, decided he had enough with illegal parkers, rounded up a couple of buddys to get in on the fun and decided to go car crushing for the day. And no one is going to say boo about it. It's as fake life as it gets.
