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KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- An area woman said she was injured while fighting off an armed burglar who broke into her home, but she thinks she got a few licks in, too. "We were gone for about 15 minutes. It was just a quick walk, just because it was so hot," she said. She said when they returned, they noticed that the front door has been kicked in. She said an armed man grabbed her 10-year-old grandson and 5-year-old granddaughter and told her to come inside."You don't mess with the grandkids. That's the mother lion instinct," she said. "I didn't think if he got us in the house with a gun that we would come out." She said the burglar pistol-whipped her, breaking her arm and cutting her forehead. But she said she didn't back down, attacking the man in a particularly sensitive spot. She said the intruder didn't get away with much. "Sore balls. Sore balls is all he got from here, and a limp," she said. Thomas said her friends were helping to replace her front door and purchase an alarm system.
"Sore balls. Sore Balls is all he got from here, and a limp."
Who the hell does this grandma think she's kidding? Sounds like she got her ass straight whooped. Fucking got her ass pistol whipped and her arm broken...so yea, congrats on getting a couple dick shots in but I'm pretty sure you lost that fight.
Nothing worse than the loser of a fight trying to play it off like they came out ok, used to happen in middle school all the time...loser of the fight would try playing it off to people who didn't see it like it was a draw or it got broken up to quick, like, "yea he was wailing on my face when the teachers got there but I was just about to reverse that shit." Best part was when someone that did see the fight would walk in to the conversatino and blow their shit up..."No buddy, we all saw it, weren't you crying at the end and in the fetal position?"
