ORANGE (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - An Orange man got quite the scare when the car he was driving crashed into a 500-pound moose on Route 2.
"Covered in Moose poo, head to toe...and smelled awful."
Uhh, yea, thanks for pointing out the moose shit hunny, think you could say something about how you're happy I'm alive, or how lucky I am?
Is this what this dudes coming home to? A woman who complains about moose shit after you just plowed through bulwinkle on the highway and turned him inside out? Jesus, how about calling the insurance company and seeing if this shit is covered or something.
And how about this poor guy's clothes? The man has just been through a traumatic experience, he looks like Joe Frazier after Ali-Frazier I (and I can't tell if its because of the moose or if those are what liver spots look like on a black dude), and all he asks is that you do a load of laundry for him and you can't? Take that stuff outside and hose it down. No one said you have to mix the moose-shit stained laundry with your white linens, c'mon lady.
