Wednesday, June 1, 2011

South Carolina Teens Trade Getting Spanked by Old Man for Packs of Cigarettes

Joe Camel Does Not Think Bondage Bartering for Butts is cool.


LEXINGTON, S.C. (AP) - Authorities in South Carolina say they arrested a 50-year-old convenience store clerk who sold cigarettes and smokeless tobacco to boys after they let him spank them. Lexington County deputies said Tuesday that they started investigating Terrence Bryant after the father of a 12-year-old boy found him with a pack of Newport cigarettes earlier this month. Detectives say Bryant sold the boy cigarettes at least five times from his pickup truck, spanking the child in the parking lot over his clothes. Deputies say Bryant also sold tobacco to two 15-year-old boys after spanking them. Bryant is charged with three counts of lewd act upon a child under age 16. He is awaiting a bond hearing and deputies say he doesn't have an attorney yet.

Wow, cigarettes are way more addictive than we previously thought.  Maybe we ought'a look into banning these things, huh?

I mean 12-15 year old boys getting spanked by 50 year old creep-o's in convenience store parking lots? WTF? That's not the kinda shit I was into when I was 12.  Is that just a hick thing or were these guys just seriously fucked? And I do mean guys, yea the 50 year old is a gigantic perv, but at least he knows what he likes, what the hell is these kids' excuses?  

I knew kids who smoked all through out high school, and sure as shit that none of them were bending over for a light S&M session with Ranjit behind the 7-11 up the street.  I'm pretty sure they just went in and pretended to be 18 and the clerk sold them to them...would've assumed it was the same in the care free, health-free deep South.  Guess I'm mistaken.