Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Girl Catches Glimpse of Big Foot on Iphone...Resolution Looks Shit


Fox News - A young woman in Spokane, Washington claims to have captured definitive video footage of the legendary Bigfoot, the elusive ape-like humanoid that famously avoids high definition footage... Because the creature was some distance away, Samantha didn't notice until she reviewed the footage later at home. A few days  later, she uploaded the video to YouTube; the "evidence" was soon viewed by over 700,000 believers and skeptics alike as of May 31 -- with a disproportionate number of "dislike" ratings. Samantha seems convinced, however.  "I have never given it much thought, but now I'm not so sure," she explained to local news outlet KXLY."Seems real enough to me." The current top comment on YouTube offers a more rational observation on why it may be fake. "Any animal or even human that lives in these woods would not casually stroll by when 'intruders' are entering its territory," explained user OmicronTurtle. "It would be very aware of any hikers nearby. It would stay hidden, leave the area undetected, or attack."

Am I the only one that thinks it looks like Lil Wayne on a nature hike?

And how pissed do you think Steve Jobs is right about now? Millions of dollars advertising gods gift to phones and it's amazing hi-resolution screen and camera...piece of shit can't even shoot a clear shot of big foot, all grainy and shit.  That famous 1970's instamatic polaroid of big foot looks clearer, Retina Display my ass.

Thank god for the top commenter on Youtube...if that basement dweller hadn't cleared up the reasons why this couldn't be Big Foot I'd have never gotten to sleep last night, thinking that mythical beasts are out roaming Washington State.


...this video does cause me to take pause though.