Husband Uses Forklift to Body Slam Car with Wife Inside...She had the Nerve to Question His Sense of Direction

SPRINGFIELD (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A Springfield man will face several charges after allegedly attacking his girlfriend with a forklift.  Police say 41-year old Brian Hurley got into an argument with the victim in their car over the weekend.  Hurley allegedly slapped her, then got out of the car and started kicking it.  Police say he got into a forklift, picked the car up off the ground, and then dropped it after driving it a short distance while his girlfriend was still inside.  Hurley is due in court later this week.

Say what you want about the guy, there is no defending a man slapping a woman, so it's a shame that's the route he took first.

Because if he'd avoided the whole battered wife thing, this guy would have went down in  history for angry husband rages, as a role model for all belittled male spouses.  The pioneer of the "body slam your car with your wife inside with a forklift that you conveniently keep in your garage for just such occasions," routine.  

And she would have totally deserved that, I don't even need the reporters to tell me what happened leading up to this.  She was definitely nagging him about the route he took home.  Ladies, don't question your man, if he knows a short cut, he knows a short cut.  It's that simple, so just sit tight toots, you'll be home shortly.