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| Pretty sure this is my delivery guy's dream. |
I've got this one delivery guy who swears we've become best bros. Now understand this isn't like my neighborhood sub or pizza shop either, this is a full on restaurant that just happens to do delivery, so it's not like I'm ordering once a week. I order like once every month or so, but legit each time I call, as soon as I give my street to him he's like "Oh hey buddy, what's up?" Which is cool I guess, guy throws in free side salads and extra sauces and shit for free, so its definitely beneficial to me, but it's just a little bit creepy, and I'm not sure how normal it is. I mean the guy has literally delivered to hundreds of houses since the last time I called but he still knows me enough to know my street address?
Like the guy legit shows up with my food, he'll toss me a sly wink when I tip him and say something like "hey I hooked you up with a few extra wet naps guy." Umm thanks bro? Am I supposed to dap you now? I guess I just don't know how to respond to that, aren't you supposed to give me wet naps? I feel bad about griping about it, he's a nice enough dude, but I just can't help but get the feeling that he's looking for me to invite him in for a Call of Duty session on the 360 or something. All I want to do is crush my bacon cheddar burger, and this guy's looking to exchange gamer tags and friend me on Facebook.
