Might as well change out that football t-shirt for something a bit more feminine dad. I know you were really pushing for it it, but if your kid cries at the sight of his first bicycle for a birthday present you can pretty much start looking into alternative lifestyles for kids.
Little CW distinctly remembers getting his first bike and being unable to sleep the night before knowing that it was coming. I didn't bitch and moan like this annoying kid either. I went right out there, learned how to ride, and then promptly started constructing jumps out of cinder blocks and plywood and falling on my ass.
