NFL Players Hire Ray Lewis to Negotiate on Their Part, Threatens Owners with Crime Out of Boredom

ESPN - One of the consequences of a lost NFL season will be an increase in crime, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis said in a wide-raging one-on-one interview with ESPN... "Do this research if we don't have a season -- watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game," Lewis told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio. That's because, Lewis said, the NFL lockout affects "way more than us" -- the owners and the players. "There's too many people that live through us, people live through us," he said. "Yeah, walk in the streets, the way I walk the streets, and I'm not talking about the people you see all the time."When asked why he thought crime would increase if the NFL doesn't play games this year, Lewis said: "There's nothing else to do Sal."

Umm, someone better get Ray Lewis an offseason job, and quick.  Trust me Ray, we believe you, no one wants to see you bored. I mean you stabbed a guy the night before you played in the Super Bowl, I can't even imagine what you do when you've got this much down time, and frankly I don't want to, probably planning mass genocides over seas.

And he wasn't even bored that night.

And I know he's crazy as fuck, just teetering on the edge every single day of his life, but I do wonder if the players association paid him to come out all crazy eyed, speaking in his hushed tones, threatening to kill people out of boredom as a brilliant negotiating move.  There can't be a rich white owner in the game who didn't shit themselves just a little bit watching that.  Not the man you want upset at you, guys, better get this thing fixed.