Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Infomercials in the 80's Were Flat Out Obscene: Introducing the Facial Flex



NEW! From the creators of the thigh master comes the "Facial Flex!"  A personal home gym work out for your mouth, perfect for all the working gals, hookers, whores, and even every day loose woman and skanks.  

Want to really impress the next guy you take home from your local bar? Get the Facial Flex today!