Tuesday, May 10, 2011

A few Students at Texas A&M Offended By Extra Curricular Sex Seminar on "Butt Play" They Attended Anyway Though


How much is too much when it comes to sex education on college campuses?  A controversial video now has conservative groups taking aim at Texas A&M officials. The extremely graphic video posted online by the group Texas Aggie Conservatives shows a sex therapist using pictures and videos to teach gays and lesbians how to safely engage in certain activities.  Student Justin Pulliam says how-to sex lessons for gays have no place on his college campus. "Most people at the university do not agree with having casual sex, or homosexual sex, or having sex outside of marriage," he says.  "That the university is institutionally supporting such behavior is disgusting." Pulliam says his group wants to expose the school for sanctioning event. "What makes it even more disgusting, is that student fee dollars and taxpayer dollars are funding activities such as this at Texas A&M University," he claims. However, Lowell Kane from the school's GLBT Professional Network argues little if any student fees were used for the seminar. "Student fees were not used to pay the therapist to facilitate this workshop," Kane says.  "The university and I did go to a business meal with her afterwards to discuss the program, so the total cost associated with this workshop was $20 and change." Kane insists the seminar was for safe sex educational purposes only. "We actually know for a fact from the Bryan-College Station Community Health Center that we're seeing an increase in new infections of syphilis and HIV, particularly with the college student campus of Texas A&M," he says.  "So these are very serious issues."


Posted the video down below, and first of all, don't watch if you don't find childish terms like "butt play", or "how big is too big" or, "Interested but reluctant butthole" hysterical.  Similarly, if you're offended by the idea of premarital sex or gay/lesbian sex, also don't tune in.  That's all there is to it, don't email me hate mail, don't drop obnoxious comments below, just don't watch it...If you're ok with all that, I shit you not this is one of the funniest unintentionally funny videos of all time, complete with instructions for optimal fingernail clipping prior to foreplay.

Which is advice some of these prudish Texas A&M students should have taken.  What a self righteous group of piss-ons, huh? Like hey Justin Pulliam, you're in college, the other kids in your dorm hall? They're having premarital sex! GASP!  Some kids on your campus are even gay or lesbians, and guess what, they're also engaging in pre-marital fornications.  Its college, dude.  Trust me, "most people at the university" is not a statement that includes yourself.  You are far from "most people."  If you didn't want to see the video, why did you go and film it on your phones? Seems like an odd (code word for dumb as fuck) choice.

If you didn't want to be a part of this you probably should have went to BYU.  Could have had some nice, wholesome fun at the Sadie Hawkins dances and young republican mixers at the Student Union.