You're Mad At Your Dad, Not Me. And That's Ok, I Forgive You

A Louisville man is facing disorderly conduct charges after police said they found him walking shirtless down an interstate in the middle of traffic during a rainstorm...Police said cars were swerving to avoid Simic. According to arrest records, Simic told the officer to "go (expletive) yourself" when he tried to get Simic off the roadway. When asked why he was upset, police said Simic told them he wanted to "kick his father's ass" and he was walking on the interstate to get to Prospect, Ky.Simic also told police he was mad at his father because his father will not have sex with Simic's mother, according to arrest records.Police said Simic appeared to be under the influence of drugs.He is charged with second-degree disorderly conduct. 

Just a typical case of repressed anger towards a guys father, nothing to see here. I'm sure if the cops had a nickel for every time they found a guy wandering the highway shirtless during a rain storm while curising his father under his breath for not having the decency to properly plow his mother, we wouldn't even be in this fiscal mess.   I mean, entire movies have presumably been made about this exact situation.

By the way, question for the officers, what's a fella got to do to make first degree disorderly conduct?  Where's the line there?  Because I'd love to know how this guy straddled it without going over.  Just a puzzling situation.  Was it because he still had his pants on? Is that the key, male frontal nudity? Was he not swearing at a loud enough decibel, some kind of sound ordinance in place?  Or did they just take it easy on him because the arresting officers father never had the decency to bang their mother either.