Fox 411 - That wild and crazy Gwyneth Paltrow needs to wash her mouth out with soap! The ice-blond beauty shocked viewers of the “Chelsea Lately” show by calling her own grandmother “a real c**t.” Comedian Chelsea Handler was describing her crotchety grandmother, who she called Mutti—the German word for mother—as being “a real b**ch.” Not missing a beat, Gwyneth retorted that her own Mutti was “a real c**t.” Raunchy Handler delighted in the normally regal Paltrow using the vulgarity with such familiarity, saying, “I don’t know what it is about that name, but they should stop giving it to people!” Paltrow explained to Handler that her German grandmother “hated (her) guts.” “She tried to poison my mother against me,” said Paltrow. “She must not have been very happy and she must have had a lot of pain because she was as mean as hell."
Good to hear Gwyneth's cunt of a grandmother is on the same page as the rest of us. Seriously, what the hell is it about Gwyneth Paltrow that is just so damn hateable? She just seems like such an uppity stuck up bitch. I have no basis for believing that, don't know her, don't recall ever seeing her speak during an interview, and she's never really in the news. But all the same I just know that I hate her guts. Sort of like Rachel Ray in that way.
Take Cameron Diaz for example. I always compare these two in my mind, they should be the same person. Both came on the scene around the same time, tall, slender blondes, average to slightly above average acting talents. One seems like a blast in a glass, the other seems like the kind of bitch that you'd leave behind at the table during a first date when you snuck off to go to "the bathroom." I mean she even named her kid Apple...even that makes my blood boil.
