Fox News - Forget the little blue pill. A British company has brewed the first beer laced with Viagra. The new brew is called Royal Virility Performance, and has been specially created to mark the upcoming Royal Wedding. Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one pill of Viagra, which enhances men's sexual performance. The 7.5 percent alcohol India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including horny goat weed and even chocolate. The makers of the beer, BrewDog, have even sent several bottles to Prince William for his wedding night. Just 40 bottles of the beer will be produced initially, and will go on sale the day of the Royal Wedding, April 29, at BrewDog.com. All the proceeds go to the charity Centrepoint, which Prince William supports. But buyers will be limited to one bottle each due to the powerful effects.
Not since Drew Carey's Buzz Beer has the beer drinking world been so excited. I mean, Boner Beer? That's a billion dollar idea. But why go all bourgeois on us? Like regular blokes in English pubs don't need this too?
Alcohol limp dick doesnt just affect the royals, you know. How many regular chaps have rode their drunk goggles and liquid courage all the way back to some unlucky ladies flat only to discover their goodies were not in service at that time? Don't they deserve a quick lift as well? The British Royals need to right this travesty and demand Boner Beer be available to all their fellow countrymen, be they pleebs or serfs. Else they may have a bit of a Bolshevik revolution on their hands.
PS: There is something extremely humorous about picturing a bunch of proper Brits dancing around at the Royal Wedding with raging hard on's. Makes me chuckle.
