Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Pope In Uproar Over Gaga's Latest Song...Wait, The Pope Listens to Kiss 108?


Pop provocateur Lady Gaga has managed to outrage and insult many Catholics by leaking her new song, “Judas” just two days before the start of Holy Week. "It's always edgy and always (about) our religion," Bill Donohue, spokesperson for the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, said about frequent pop culture attacks on the Church. "(And) all during Holy Week." In “Judas,” Lady Gaga sings about her love for Judas, the infamous apostle who betrayed Jesus. "Jesus in my virtue and Judas is the demon I cling to...I'm just a holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas baby," sings Lady Gaga.

Why is the Catholic church even listening to stations that play Gaga in the first place?  Is the Pope a big fan of Kiss 108's Matty in the Morning? Or more of a Jamn Guy with the Freakin Puerto Rican?  I don't get this.

Please just look at that pic of Gaga.  Do Catholic clergy members really think they have something to worry about here? I mean are her hardcore fans that buy into this shit really the people you're targeting for your church and heaven anyway? Freaks and weirdos having all kinds of transgendered sex, on top of what looks like some kind of animal sacrifice?

That's not the pious Heaven I've been told to imagine.  I figured these peeps never had a chance, but now I find out the Pope and his posse are worried about their souls. Damnit.  I mean 90% of the reason I've held out on all these fun things in life is I just assumed from my CCD teachings that those people were just going straight to hell.  If I knew I could have paraded around like a freak maybe I would have for a few years, just to check it out, test the waters.  

I feel cheated, and I think the Pope owes me a personal explanation.