An English man has tried to take pictures of women in a shopping mall toilet disguised as a mannequin...The 22-year-old from Edgbaston was seen sneaking into the women's toilets "dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig" earlier this month. When security guards nabbed him after he emerged from the locked cubicle, Hardman admitted to performing a sexual act and said: "I've been a bit weird." He also told police he found the sound of women on the toilet sexually exciting and said: "It's good you've caught me — maybe now I'll stop." Police found three images of women's feet taken beneath cubicle doors on his mobile phone, and an audio recording of a flushing toilet, the court was told. Hardman told Birmingham Magistrates' Court he felt "sexual gratification out of everything that goes on in women's toilets".
Kind of an odd bird, no? A bit weird seems a bit of an understatement dude. I mean I just flat out don't understand the whole dressing as a mannequin bit. Like what's the thought there? That the chics won't bat an eye at the fucking transgendered mannequin hanging out in the corner of their stall with a cell phone camera pointed at them while they take care of business? What planet are you from?
Look, you're sneaking in there either way, might as well save some dignity and admit only to getting off to hearing a girls browns go plop. No need to let everyone know you're hobbies also included pretending to be a cross dressing plastic doll. Weirdo.
