LAWRENCE - Two people have been stabbed in a Lawrence apartment after what the police chief calls a "baby shower that went awry." Officers responding to a report of a stabbing late Saturday found between 50 and 100 people at the apartment. Police Chief John Romero tells the Eagle-Tribune that the stabbing was proceeded by a fight that apparently began when someone threw a bottle that struck a woman. Romero says the woman's husband then pulled out a knife. Romero says the victims' injuries weren't life-threatening. Two men were arrested on charges including assault and battery. Romero says there was alcohol at the party. He says the two men who were arrested appeared to have been under the influence.
Ah life in Lawrence. This really takes me back to childhood. A young CW running around reaking havoc, a young "banger" in the making. Fortunately for everyone we moved before anything disastrous happened.
See this is why guys dont go to baby showers. One minute everyone's having a great time playing guess the poop with everyone's favorite candy bars and huggies, the next Enrique is getting bottled and shanked by Ernesto after being accused of cheating after scoring an impossible clean sweep on all chocolate loaded diapers. Guya are just too competitive for those girly "we're just doing this for fun games." We're either going to win and be poor sports about it, or lose and stab our competitors out of spite, its just our nature.
