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Sun Sentinel - Across the nation, and especially in the Sunshine State, the free-love generation is continuing to enjoy an active — if not always healthy — sex life. At a stage in life when many would expect sexually transmitted diseases to be waning, seniors are noticeably ahead of the national curve. In the five years from 2005 to 2009, the number of reported cases of syphilis and chlamydia among those 55 and older increased 43 percent, according to the Centers for Disease Control. In Central Florida, the rise is even more dramatic. Among those 55 and older, the reported cases of syphilis and chlamydia increased 71 percent in that same five-year period. That puts Central Florida ahead of the state, which saw a 62 percent rise in those two sexually transmitted infections among the same age group. As a result of the national trend among seniors, Medicare is considering providing coverage for STD screenings for seniors. Last month, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid office announced that it was looking into adding STD exams to the national health insurance program, which already pays for HIV screenings. Medicare also is weighing the benefits of paying for behavioral counseling for sexually active seniors.
Gross. By far the worst side effect of the viagra age is all these free love hippies that are now all senior citizens just skanking it up in their nursing homes like its a college dormatory. Really when you think about it, not much has changed for them from when they were in there 20's. Still living in a communal housing setting still getting their rocks off via pharmaceuticals (just substituting shrooms and acid for various pill cocktails) and still sleeping around with as many partners as they can.
Who wants to go visit gramp and grandma in the nursing home knowing that you may walk in on the middle of one of their hipster swinging key parties and seeing grandpa getting a ride in his wheel chair from Gertrude down the hall in 4E?
Just as nasty as it gets.
Gross. By far the worst side effect of the viagra age is all these free love hippies that are now all senior citizens just skanking it up in their nursing homes like its a college dormatory. Really when you think about it, not much has changed for them from when they were in there 20's. Still living in a communal housing setting still getting their rocks off via pharmaceuticals (just substituting shrooms and acid for various pill cocktails) and still sleeping around with as many partners as they can.
Who wants to go visit gramp and grandma in the nursing home knowing that you may walk in on the middle of one of their hipster swinging key parties and seeing grandpa getting a ride in his wheel chair from Gertrude down the hall in 4E?
Just as nasty as it gets.
