Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Not News: 16 Year old Kid Gets Laid on Spring Break... News: By a 33 Year Old MILF


Orlando Sentinel - A 33-year-old Apopka woman and a 16-year-old boy exchanged hundreds of text messages and had a sexual relationship over spring break, police said Friday. Cindy Rotarius was arrested Thursday on three counts of sexual assault of a 16- or 17-year-old victim by a person 24 or older, a second-degree felony. Rotarius told officers her relationship with the boy began March 26 and ended April 5, a report states. Rotarius contacted the boy on Facebook, and his sister saw them meet several times, police said. They went bowling, and he came over to play Playstation 3 and watch movies, according to the report. She and the boy separately told police that they had sex, officers said.In text messages, Rotarius asked the boy not to tell anyone because she was afraid she would lose her children, the report says. 

 Smart move by the MILF, PS3 is like the roofies of teenage boys, just total mind control after they've zoned out for an hour or so. Something tells me this isn't her first, she's a veteran all right.

And to Cindy Rotarius, you may lose your children, but you're definitely about to gain a whole lot more Facebook friends from your local high schools.  Going to be the most popular middle age woman in South Florida, that's for sure.  Kids just booking Spring Break getaways based on your prison release schedule, grocery store bagger boys lining up to walk your groceries to the car, local kids bidding there yard work services for you. 

So yea you may be going to jail for a felony, but that's nothing compared to the lifetime of niceties you're about to incur from horny teenagers.