When life gives you lemons, right fellas?
Don't mind the raw sewage or potential dead people and animals floating around you. If God is going to give you your very own lazy river right infront of your stoop you might as well take advantage of it.
And really, what else are you going to do? Not like you can dry out your apartment at this point, you certainly don't want to go driving your truck around through entire rivers like that idiot. Just relax and enjoy a few days of the simple life like these two gentelmen. Save the worrying and panic for when the water dries up and you find out your house has been condemned for mold and grandma floated away earlier that week. For now just pop the top on a cold brew and let the soothing sounds of the flowing river take you to a better place.
