Who the hell is behind the god damn wheel of this car? Cool Hand Freaking Luke?
I'm not kidding you, a little bit of poop turtle headed itself right out of my anus when I first watched this video. Just absolutely horrifying.
But then you've got this driver, doesn't even frigen swerve when breaking, keeps the camera rolling, doesn't let out a fucking peep. I yelled so loud just watching the video that I'm sure the neighbors called the cops thinking I've just been murdered. This guy calmly stops the cars and throws it in park. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he just pullled the board out of his windshield and went on his way...probably just waited until he got to his destination and called 1-800-54-Giant like it was your every day pebble, no big deal.
PS: No shit, I just read the accompanying story to this video, apparently the driver was a woman! Kind of makes you think, no? Maybe all the stereotyping of woman drivers has been wrong all along? My world is rocked right now....rocked.
