Thursday, April 21, 2011

McDonalds Hiring 50K New Workers? Were All Their Previous Employees Deported?


CLEVELAND — Three people were struck by a car and two others were arrested after a fight broke out at a McDonald's during the company's "National Day of Hiring" in Ohio...The event aimed to hire thousands of people, but police say it was disrupted when a fight between two women got out of control, Fox 8 News reports. "I was filling out my application when I saw two girls fighting," said Joseph Shores. Police say the fight was over a boy, and it started verbally and escalated into a physical fight that spilled into the crowd. After that, witnesses say the fight escalated as the two continued to fight inside a car.  "One girl was on top of the driver, beating her. Then the driver went forward, somehow it kicked into reverse, and the car went backward, hitting three people. It was crazy!" said Arnecia Patterson.

I can only assume the fight over a boy was about the Hamburglar,  the guy just gives off a raw sex kind of vibe.  And I say that with a staunch record of heterosexuality.

Someone really needs to explain this whole "McDonald's hiring 50,000 people in one day" thing to me.  Like are they opening up an entire neighborhood of McD's in some Ohio suburb?  Wouldn't it have made more sense to higher people in various locations across the nation instead of this one Ohio parking lot? If I wanted a job at McDonalds (which I don't) would I have had to fly out to Ohio to apply for a job in Chelsea? Shit doesn't make much sense unless I'm just interpreting this all wrong.

And even if it is a national hiring spree and I'm just an idiot, doesn't this seem like a ridiculous expansion? 50k employees must double the size of US employees easily. Are they legit deporting every illegal immigrant that works at McDonald's right now, is that why there is a need? Because unless there's a bunch of new restaurants cropping up all over the place all this will mean for me is a whole new slew of retards ready and willing to screw up my order, which I'll happily still eat.