12 Year Old Girl Holds Up Burger King at Gun Point, Learns Valuable Life Lesson.

Fox News  - A 12-year-old Michigan girl will be charged with armed robbery after she tried to hold up a convenience store, MyFoxDetroit.com reported Monday. Sheriff’s deputies say the girl walked into the Country Lake Food Center in Highland, Mich., with a nine millimeter gun demanding cash. Employees recognized the girl, who they said is a regular. One employee called 911 while another held the girl down. "She pointed a gun to me. I thought it was a joke at first," a store employee said on the 911 call. The girl was reportedly wearing a bandana over her face and black-colored clothing. She can be heard crying on the 911 dispatch.

God Damnit.  You have to love Juvenile court.  It's a great teaching tool for career paths.  I feel like I missed out on this fact growing up.  Never even bothered to test my boundaries or skills when it came to careers in the criminal underworld.  I could have been one of the greats for all I know.  

This girl figured it out though.  And yea, she's an abject failure as a criminal, doesn't matter if you're a 12 year old girl,  you've got a 9mm you shouldn't be able to be subdued by some guy waiting for a Whopper like 3.5 seconds after you announce it's a stick up.  

But at least she figured it out while she was still young and the consequences don't count, and that's the important thing here.  Just one more potential career she can cross off her list (presumably along with, laywer, working professional, investment banker, and anything else that requires a brain, she's really just down to prostitution is what I'm saying), and all it cost was a couple nights in Juvy and probably twice monthly counseling.  Big whoop.  A small price to pay for getting one step closer to figuring out your future career.