KINGSTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A Level 3 sex offender took off his pants and walked around a store in the Independence Mall wearing only a shirt and see-through underwear, police said...Kingston police were called to Target just before 9:30 p.m. yesterday after several female store employees reported that the 57-year-old John G. Coppinger was walking around the store in revealing skin-tight underpants. Coppinger allegedly walked up to a woman working at the store service desk and asked if it was alright for him to wear shorts in the store, then took off his pants...Mall security guards walked Coppinger out of the store and to his car in the parking lot and told him to put his pants on. Kingston police met them there. Inside his car, police found rope, binoculars, candy, sex toys and naked pictures of himself, including one that was framed.
Are we sure this happened in Target? Not Walmart? I'll take your word for it I guess but I just want to double check.
Guy this is just not how you do it. Target isn't some trashy anything goes establishment. Target is a no shirt, no shoes, no pants, no service establishment. You've got the shoes part down, but you've sadly failed the pants portion of the exam. And don't try calling those shorts. I know a translucent banana hammock when I see one. Even by the loosest Euro trash standards, those aren't shorts.
You know how you can tell this guy is really crazy though, not just your average run of the mill pervert? You might be surprised, it's not the skin tight latex underwear, the binoculars, sex toys, candy, and rope he's got in the back seat of his car. Sure all of those things are crazy when put in the same sentence, but none of them are really the smoking gun showing this guy is full tilt off his rocker. If you guys are anything like me your car looks like a part time homeless shelter for a family of five. I'm sure there's 5 or 6 items you could put together right now that make me look like some kind of deviant.
