Umm yea, anyone can beat Mario on easy when the bad guys are all but non-existent. I didn't see one of those mean mugging mushroom head guys, no green turtles either, and nevermind that evil bastard Bowser. I mean have you guys ever even played Mario?
Ok, all jokes aside, this is easily the coolest gym I've ever seen. Like some kind of social experiment where they just took kids off the playground 20 years ago and stuck them in this ultimate fun zone for life. No reading or learning, just endless recess with a sprinkling of snack packs and Chewy brand granola bars mixed in for nutrition.
And I legit want to know why I wasn't picked for this. CW ages 6-10 might have been the greatest "Can't Touch the Ground" champ in local elementary school history. Play grounds have legitimately been (or should have been if it wasn't for the politics involved) named after me. Just a wild jumping and climbing monkey boy, flying between various apparatuses (apparati?) in fear of the make believe "lava" ground (I was 6, allright? The playground had a red rubbery ground, lava just made sense). I wish i knew that keeping up with that senseless game would have actually led to a career path, or at the very least a mildly popular, well edited Youtube video.
