Man Absolutely Dominates Pussy Moose

Manliest man alive. Plain and simple.  I'd probably do him, or at least give him a tug, not ashamed in the least of saying that.  This girl probably jumped him soon as they hopped in their pickup truck, couldn't even contain herself.

That was easily the biggest show of bravery in like 600 years, or since whenever we stopped going to war with swords and shields and shit like a bunch of savages.  People realize that's a twig he's holding right? Not some shotgun or metal pole.  That's a 1 ton moose charging straight at him looking to stomp his lights out, Thor the moose tamer didn't even flinch.  CW flinches when he sees a stray cat look his direction. Mangy pests.