Kens5 - "Now I am here to sell you this gig where I will put together a cool, awesome ninja video just for you!" claims the out-of-work ninja named Ryou Sigara. He's also known as username NitroHotFire and is really just trying to earn a buck -- or five -- with his fancy sword and bow work. He's just one of thousands of fiverr.com users who are marketing their skills for the bargain price of five dollars. "Yeah, actually, I've been unemployed for a while now," claims Sigara. "And I thought about going into retirement but I think its about time for me to get back out there. So I thought fiverr would be a good place to start."
"Girls only want guys who have skills. Computer hacking skills, numchuck skills, bow staff skills." - Napoleon Dynamite.
Hard to believe this guy is unemployed with expert level technique like that, just seems like there'd be a bigger market for ninja related tasks these days. I can think of at least a handful of times a day that my life would be easier if I could afford to higher a personal ninja to just take care of shit for me. Sadly, bow staff skills don't come cheap and you guys don't support my advertisers nearly enough (or buy over priced t-shirts, but that's another story).
