Friday, April 22, 2011

Cops Completely Own (or Pwn?) Slow Driver in the Fast Lane



Brav-o! This is the kind of shit I constantly wish I had the power to do (yea this post is basically the same thing I wrote yesterday, I'm allowed to do that).  Fucking guy just going slow as shit while a cop tails his ass.  How oblivious do you have to be to not notice a patrol car literally ass raping you on your afternoon commute.  That cop just lived every common civilian's dream , a true hero, worthy of the medal of honor or purple heart or whatever kind of pointless award they give out to cops for doing their job appropriately.

Side note: This totally happened to CW a few years back.   Was driving back from a concert around 1:30 in the morning, just chilling in the fast lane, pretty much the only car on the highway.  Car came flying like a bat out of hell right up my pooper and stayed there.  Now, usually I'll move over, but there was legit no cars on the road so I decided to stick it out, if this guy was in such a rush he could go around.  Few minutes go by, he's still there. Being the wise ass that I am, I flick on the dome light in the car and chuck the finger right under the light so its absolutely clear the message I'm trying to convey to the asshole. No sooner did I turn the dome lights off when the blue and whites lit up.  Fuck.  Thought I was screwed. Had my just a few days underrage friend passed out in the backseat and I'd just flipped off a cop in the middle of the night on the highway. Nope, turns out he just wanted to scare the shit out of me.  Rode me to the shoulder and then sped off.

And I respected the hell out of him for that move.  

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