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| Not after they find out about your bony dick disease bro. |
(CNN) -- You've read the headline, and it probably made you giggle. Go ahead. Get it out of your system. Then take a deep breath and consider how evolution affected a few specific body parts, and why...We know that humans have larger brains and, within the brain, a larger angular gyrus, a region associated with abstract concepts. Also, male chimpanzees have smaller penises than humans, and their penises have spines. Not like porcupine needles or anything, but small pointy projections on the surface that basically make the organ bumpy. And humans are somewhat exceptional in this regard -- a lot of male primates have bumpy penises; mice, which are rodents, have them, too.... In fact, speculation abounds about what purpose the spines serve. One theory is that they are used in sperm competition; if the male's goal is to get his mate pregnant, he will want to take out her previous partner's sperm if she's recently had sex. The bumpy penis may be better for removing that sperm from the female, scientists theorize.
This was the article that just kept on giving. Each paragraph more crazy, and frankly disgusting than the last.
I'll take back every thing I said about that Pimp Ape this morning. No matter how much he flaunts his oversized nutsack there is just no way to compensate for bumpy penis disease. I don't know who the apes are trying to fool but those bumps aren't bone, that shit is orangutang herpes, and that's for life.
And guys, sloppy seconds? That's just gross.
