See this is the difference between humans and Apes. This Ape-man is clearly homeless, the cardboard and brown bag bedding are a dead give away...that and he's sitting on the side of the road. That said, I have no doubt it my mind that the next Ape-woman that comes along is going to be completely DTF. This frigen chimp doesn't have two cents to his name, no shelter to speak of and he's still macking it to the fullest (yea that's right I'm bringing back Macking). Dude just lets it all hang out and goes fishing. Those things reel in the hunnies on their own.
Would this work for a human? Let me answer that question, with another. Have you ever seen drunk chicks hitting on the bums after last call at the bars? Didn't think so. And I'm certain its not for lack of trying. You're foolish if you think some homeless drunk hasn't pulled this move before. But it doesn't matter how obscenely large a homeless guys balls are. If you can't afford to take the girl out for a drink and prove that you have a home that hasn't been condemned by the board of health, you're not getting the girl. Case closed.
