Tiger Kills Lion at the Zoo, Proves Who's Really King of the Jungle - Fucking Lions, they've been resting on their laurels, getting fat on success long enough. The Tigers finally had it, these cats have actual tiger blood, no pussy lion like Simba or Mufasa was going to stand in their way after the week they've had. Plus it never made sense that Lions held the "King of the Jungle" title. Lion's don't even live in the jungle, just a huge slap in the face to Tigers, and injustice that has now been rectified.
Funny News Headlines - Like the old Jay Leno routine, except these ones are actually funny.
7 Facebook Photos That Will Get you Unfriended- Hysterical, but they should have bumped it up to 8 to include "Action Photo from Adult Rec-League Sports." Nothing screams "I sucked at sports in high school" more than the guy trying make up for missed local newspaper sports headlines via facebook status updates and photos.
Cap'n Crunch Retiring - Yawn. Let me know if one of the real cereal super heroes gets discontinued. Lucky the leprachaun, Tony the tiger, those sexually ambivalent chefs on the boxes of cinnamon toast crunch, those are the guys that matter. No one's going to miss some portley bastard of a Captain. Dude didn't even have a boat. What the hell was the he the Cap'n of? My cereal bowl. Give me a break bro.
