Wednesday, March 9, 2011

US Drug Czar Passes Out Twice While Giving Speech At Harvard


BOSTON - It appears that the flu is to blame for causing the White House drug czar to faint twice on a visit to Massachusetts...A spokesman says Drug Policy Director Gil Kerlikowske fell ill and fainted Tuesday afternoon while speaking to law students at Harvard University. Emergency workers treated Kerlikowske at the scene and took him to Massachusetts General Hospital, where he was evaluated and released....Drug office spokesman Rafael Lemaitre said Wednesday that Kerlikowske spent the night at the hospital and tests indicate he has the flu. Although it's unclear when he'll be discharged, Kerlikowske expects to return to work shortly.

Nice try Gil Kerlikowske.  Blaming it on the flu, oldest junky in denial trick in the book. You're not fooling me. I've had the flu before, and I sure as hell wasn't passing out left and right while giving speeches.  You just sweat your way through it and knock yourself out with a Purple Monster when you're finally through your day (2 parts Wine, 1 Part Nyquil, Purple Monster).

I don't see what the big cover up is about anyway.  The guy's title is Drug Czar.  What kind of Czar would he be if he wasn't keeping up with what's hot on the street. I think it's fairly obvious that's what happened here. 

Everyone knows the rich preppies at Harvard have access to the best stashes around. Mr. Drug Czar was probably just fullfilling his administrative duty before the speech, ripping back a few bong tokes just to ensure the future of America's best and brightest weren't in jeopardy from any tainted cannabis.  I mean these are our future Doctors, Lawyers, and Politicians people, we can't have them smoking just any stems and seeds off the street.

So Mr. Drug Czar, I ain't mad at ya for being a light weight and passing out in front of a live audience. I'm mad at you for the lack of honesty.  You're the Drug Czar, people look up to you, and you owe it to your fans and supporters to give them the honest hard truth.