Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Heat Lose 5th Straight, Delusional Lebron Doesn't Think It's a Big Deal


MIAMI -- Erik Spoelstra vowed to keep the Miami Heat fighting. Chris Bosh acknowledged he needs to do more and lobbied to get more opportunities. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade insisted their confidence remains high. The Heat script hasn't changed much lately. Nor have the results, as Miami's freefall continues...sending Miami to its fifth straight loss overall and sixth in eight games since the All-Star break..."How do we explain it? We can't," James said. "This isn't rock bottom for us. Crazy thing is, we could lose every game and still make the playoffs in the Eastern Conference."

So what exactly is rock bottom, if this isn't it? Was it the other night when you and your teammates cried like a bunch of high school JV girls? Will it be after your 6th loss in a row to the Lakers this Thursday? Or will it be early this summer after your first round flame out of the playoffs.  I guess the latter would be the smart money play.  

But way to have a winning attitude Lebron, what a total fraud. Yeah, I'm sure that's what your teammates, coaches, and fans want to hear after your super team continued your super slide.  What a fucking phony.  A phony, that's all that can be said.  All the talent in the world and the brains and instincts of a 5 year old child. Playoffs? Playoffs? You guys would be lucky to win a game right now. Playoffs?

Maybe talking about your team losing out the rest of the regular season amidst a horrendous slide and questions coming at your team's makeup from all angles isn't the best idea. And you'd probably know that if your handlers weren't childhood friends with nothing more than high school educations, or if anyone anywhere ever slapped you upside your head and told you to be a man...one or the other.