Trib Local - A wife flew to Chicago and cut the crotches out of the pants of a woman who was vacationing with her Wilmette husband, police said...The man and his female companion returned from a week-long vacation together in St. Lucia on March 5. The man told police the woman was just a friend and was visiting him from Turkey. She declined to press charges over the damage. The man also told police that he was separated, though not divorced, from his wife, who lives out of state. Police say they found a suitcase in the driveway of his home in the 400 block of Highcrest Drive — and inside it, her clothing was riddled with scissor cuts. “All of the damage to the pants was in the area of the … crotch,” a police report said.
Honestly this is one of those situations where the title is almost good enough on its own.
It takes a special kind of love to drop everything for two days just to fly across country for the sole purpose of exacting revenge on your husbands mistress. The kind of love that can ignore the fact that your husband is a lying, cheating, bastard, who just took a trip to the tropics with someone other than you and focus your energy on what's really important. Getting back at the slut who stole your man.
Some may argue that if you're going to go so far out of your way as flying across country you should probably have a better plan for revenge than cutting holes in the tramp's clothes.
To that I'd ask, have you ever walked around in crotchless pants? That shit is embarrasing. Strangers giving you funny looks, convenience stores refusing you service, and forget about public transportation. I'm skeeved enough about sitting on the subway with my crotch covered, nevermind if I were bare-balling it in the same seat a homeless man took a nap in 15 minutes ago.
For the next week or so that is going to be this womans reality, it takes time to build a whole new warddrobe, especially for girls. This hussy is going to be forced to walk around society in crotch-less pants as punishment like some sort of modern day Scarlet Letter.
So was it worth it? I'd say so.
