Chris Brown seems like a perfectly stable individual, no? Not crazy at all. That is, if you ignore the fact that he recently dyed his hair in an attempt to either look like Sisquo or one of the Golden Locks gang members from Meteor Man, beat his ex-girlfriend, and then broke a plate glass window after being asked about beating his ex-girlfriend. But once you get by all that, he's really a nice guy.
In all honesty though, I don't blame him. I'd want to break a plate glass window after being on Good Morning America as well. Something about those artificially cheer personas so early in the morning. "Bitch, I ain't even had my coffee yet, you woke my ass up at 6 AM, and now you want to talk to me about beating my girlfriend, all the while making a phony collagen assisted smile, F-U." I figure that's what was running through Chris Browns head anyway.
Just once I'd like to flick on the tele in the morning and see some people hosting shows as grumpy as I am, just miserable that they had to wake up for the 6,547 week day in a row to go to the same old job, present the same old traffic and weather updates and talk about the same old puff-pieces of news. Like come on people, no one is that goddamn cheery after waking up at 4 am. Phyically impossible.
I guess for now I'll just have to stick with my man VB on the Fox 25 morning news show. Sure he's not ideal, but every now and then he gets a snarky streak going that makes CW grin pre-coffee, if only for a moment.
