CNN - In the quaint turn-of-the-century community called Old Town Spring, Texas, where Victorian style shops line the streets, one business stands out - pole fitness for Jesus. There's no preaching, just teaching. Set to Christian music, church-going women spin and slither around poles. But the instructor and the students say it's not about sex. For them, this is about getting closer to God. "God gives us these bodies and they are suppose to be our temples and we are suppose to take care of them and that's what we are doing," instructor Crystal Dean said Booth was raised in church. Now, the pole is her temple.
Look, you can call it what you want, and I'm not judging you, but this is totally for sexual reason, don't lie to me. Whatever, maybe you're not doing this for the strip club, maybe you just want to get down and party with Jesus, I can dig that, seems like a really cool dude. That's fine, I have no problem with that. But just don't insult me with this mumbo-jumbo spiritual dance crap. Spiritual dancers do that interpretational dance shit, girls who are DTF dance on the pole. End of story.
PS: I love the fact that there actually are Bible Thumpers down South. Like the guy was actually thumping his Bible on their door. The mental image just cracks me up.
Double PS: Good luck in life, teenage kid. Teenager who isn't amused and interested in girls pole dancing huh? Bet he's Mr. Popularity at school.
