Thursday, March 24, 2011

Another Food Court Proposal Goes Just as You'd Expect It



What's with all the hombre's going proposal in food courts these days? Like is this a thing? Did this happen in some chick flick that I'm not aware of? Some sappy dude proposing to his girl where they shared their first Whopper Value meal and she loved it? 

That has to be the case, because in the real world a chick just isn't going to say yes in a cafeteria. Shit isn't going to happen.  No one wants to be a part of a marriage that started in font of a Panda Express. What kind of precedent does that set? Do you really think she wants to go back for a number 4 combo meal for every major anniversary? At some point she's going to want a meal where shes not forced to eat her food like a 4th grader in the school cafe. 

PS: The fact that you have that thick Russian accent couldn't have helped, it's terrible sounding.