Thursday, March 24, 2011

Good to See Elin is Enjoying Tiger Woods' Money


Fox News - Former Swedish model Elin Nordegren recently purchased her own luxurious digs in North Palm Beach, FL, not far from her ex-husband, pro golf superstar Tiger Woods. Due to a divorce settlement stipulation that both live in close proximity so each can be involved in their children’s lives, Nordegren purchased a $12.2 million beach-front home just 10 miles from Woods’ expansive estate on Jupiter Island, FL.

Good to see Elin is enjoying Tiger's money the right way.  Ladies, this is how you win a divorce. While Tiger is out there hooking up with random pimply faced college chicks this week, Elin is tossing around his cash like it's on fire.  "12.2 Million dollar beach house? Don't mind if I do.
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My only critique would be that she didn't move quite close enough to Tiger.  I mean if you're going to just toss around 12.2 mill I'm guessing you can have any pick of houses that you want.  Should have picked a house like right next door or across the street, make shit reaallll uncomfortable for him.  "Oh hey Tiger, thanks for picking up the kids from school today, Don't mind Jacque over there, he's just my personal kick boxing trainer." Plus he'd have to feel like he still had to sneak around with these college chicks he likes to bring home.  She could just stay up late and stand in the window any time she saw him driving up, just to give him a bit of the chills, like it's his own personal horror movie about to go down.