New York (CNN) -- Candles used in voodoo sex ceremony caused a fatal five alarm fire after they tipped over and ignited bed sheets in a Brooklyn, New York, apartment, authorities said Friday...A voodoo priest allegedly placed the candles on the floor around the bed on Saturday after a woman paid him $300 to perform a ceremony with a sexual component, that was meant to bring her good luck, fire department officials said. Authorities are currently investigating the incident.
Wait a minute, this Voodoo priest was just a gigolo right? The whole voodoo thing just being a religious cover so the authorities can't charge him with prostitution in fear of violating his religious 1st Amendment rights. Probably just a male stripper and a chic with a weird fetish request stumbling into a gigantic loophole for prostitutes and pimps from coast to coast. Genius, genius move.
I can already picture it, couple Irish cops bust some chic getting picked up by a dude on the street, all the chic's gotta say is she's performing a bris (google it if you're sitting their scratching your head) for this converting Jew. The chick's black? No problem, she's performing some voodoo or Kwanza related ceremony. If she's an Arab...well, actually no, she's probably going to jail anyway just to make sure she's not on the no fly list. But at least she won't be branded a prostitute and stoned to death! And she has this voodoo gigolo to thank for that.
