Monday, February 28, 2011

Male Cheerleader Gets Technical Foul


Someone test the Louisville mens cheerleaders for steroids. I've never seen 3 more roided out cheerlosers before in my life.  

It's tough to tell who the bigger ham out of the three of them is. You've got the obvious moron who thinks he just won the championship and is going to Disney World, tossing the ball and spirit clapping with everything he's got.  You've got the squatter, doing his best Incredible Hulk Impression.  But my vote for the biggest douche here is the air puncher.   Sweet move dude, see that guy you just taunted?  He's an NBA prospect and can probably get all the tail he wants on campus.  You're the loser from high school who just wanted to be a part of the sports scenes after getting cut from every team sport you ever tried out for.

Ease up guys, your job is to flash some spirit fingers and form human pyramids. Not only didn't you contribute to the victory, but you damn near cost the team the game with that ridiculous technical foul. I know it's tough to accept, but you're really no different than the average male fan in the stands.  Except they get to toss back a few brews before the game, and you're wearing that ridiculously lame white ensemble.