Village Voice - "With all due respect, and from the bottom of my heart, suck my dick!" That was the message convicted killer Zaire Paige had for Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Vincent Del Giudice yesterday afternoon as he was sentenced to four consecutive 25-to-life sentences that will keep him behind bars for at least 107 years. "This whole trial, y'all been sucking' each other off. I'm sorry I didn't get my dick sucked," Paige said when Del Giudice asked him if he had any statement to make. "Whatever happened to y'all, it's bad," he said to the victims, who included a couple of women who were in the salon and were hit by stray gunfire. "But I don't feel sorry 'cause I didn't do it."
At least he said with all due respect though...
Wow, with apologies to "The Merchant of Death," I think we just found the new title holder for the biggest bad ass on earth title.
And I kind of respect Zaire. Not for murdering people, that wasn't a great choice, but for sticking to his guns (distasteful pun?). Too often criminals go back on their hard line stance once they've been sentenced. Praying for forgiveness, promising to find a higher power, pleading for solitary confiment to avoid a life of sodomy. Not Zaire. This guy is begging for a dick sucking. I guess you can't blame him, sitting through the whole trial watching everyone else suck each other off, its enough to make anyone snap out of jealousy.
And yea, people usually sit silently through the victim statement, or offer apologies. But I'd prefer Zaire's honesty. If someone just murdered my relative I'd want to hold that hatred in my heart. I don't want the responsibility of forgiving some ass hole because he's promised to find god. Fuck that, I'd rather hate you for the despicable human being that you are. Thank you Zaire, for a refreshing taste of honesty, and for playing the role of the villain in a world full of pussies.
