Jennifer Aniston is Bringing It! Just Oozing Cache.

Goddamnit! Would someone please marry this woman? I mean it's beyond me at this point how she has remained single this long...look at her, she's 42! Still killing it, looks better than just about every 20 something out there. Looks like a well tuned ferrari, just revving engines for show. I'm legitimately staying up nights, losing sleep over the fact that Jennifer hasn't found someone to settle down with yet. This isn't the kind of thing I should be preoccupied with but sadly it is, so I'm begging someone, anyone, take a legit run at Jen...If you're a up and coming actor how do you not go for this? Smoking hot wife who can help bring you cache and move your career along? You think they just sell cache? No, you marry into cache, and from where I'm standing, Jen's got cache in spades. Oozing cache.