Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
So this guy really lives that nightmare huh? Well I say Bieber has gone too far this time. Ruining the quality of life for a 35 year old pinball machine collector? Getting him kicked off Facebook for a possible fake profile? How else is he supposed to stalk underage children (yes I'm just making an assumption, but the guy mistakenly gets a 16 year old pop stars fan mail, you mean to tell me he hasn't opened a few and tried to find the writers Facebook profiles, lets be realistic here)?
Someone needs to stop this and soon. Don't teen stars usually trip up after a year or so of fame? Where is the standard trip to rehab for an addiction to booger-sugar? Or the embarrassing hotel room photos with scantily clad older women? Did this kid just ignore the game plan set forth by all previous teen stars? Corey Haim must be spinning in his grave knowing this kid is so far playing it straight.
