Andrew Luck: Huge Geek.

"With the first pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, from Stanford University, though you may know him better as Sam Weir, from Freaks and Geeks, Andrew Luck."

That's him folks, you simply won't convince me otherwise. Little Sam Weir continued his geeky ways all the way through high school, got himself into Stanford where he somehow stumbled upon some scientific formula that made him the best qb in all the land.  Only way to explain how this supernerd made his way to becoming the number one pick in the NFL draft.

PS: As a Pats fan, whats the protocol here? Do I automatically have to hate him, or what? The Colts may have been our greatest rival during the Brady era, but they're hardly our natural rival, it was more due to competition. With the team sucking, clearing house, and ditching Manning, does my hatred for all things Colts still have to stand? Seems like a waste of energy if they're going to suck for the next few years on their own, if you ask me. I think I'm going to take a wait and see approach.

The 2011 St. Louis Rams, Andrew Luck Consolation Prize

Your season may have been injury riddled and sucky, and your team didn't win the grand suck prize of Andrew Luck, a once in a generation talent, or so we're told. So here's this, a little consolation prize from the good people of Fox, hoping to spread some Holiday cheer, from a buxom cheerleader, ironically named Holly.