Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Girls are just Relentlessly Dominating Facebook these Days


Seriously, should we just get a Facebook just for girls? Is that what Pinterest is supposed to be? I mean are you kidding me here? Announcing that you bought a couple of pairs of pants elicited 12 likes. 12! It makes girls look like social networking geniuses, when it couldnt be further from the truth. The only way a guy can top 12 likes is by having a birthday, getting engaged, or graduating from highschool/college/grad school. That's it. 

But girls, apparently buying yoga pants is a congratulatory event, just like I'm sure having their first latte mochiato of the day, and taking pictures of the nights dinner elicit the same responses. Its insane. 

It's an army of girls marching around, smarthphone in hand, "liking"  every and any status they see, just boosting Klout scores left and right. You know the ones I'm talking about. The girl marching down the sidewalk, gigantic purse hanging from her arm but inexplicably carrying her phone in her hand, just waiting for one of her friends to post some passive aggressive rant towards no one in particular but everyone totally knows who its about...this girl: