Emergency Post: Michael Phelps is a Liar and Subway's Guac is Disgusting

Flat out fraud. Flat out disgusting. I'm not even exagerrating when I say that might have been the WORST lunch I've ever had. The avocado/guac was just disgusting. I'm pretty sure it was green paste, not even kidding. You could have subsituted green play-doh and I'd have been more satisfied. 

Shame on you Michael Phelps...there's just no way you're eating that garbage. Either you're full of shit or you're coming dead last in the upcoming Olympics because you've recently ate a life time of inedible green paste during your training. No champion on earth would eat that shit.

I was dubious going in, I really was. I rarely do Subway but when I do its Sweet Onion Teriyaki or bust, never varies. In the end I have no one to blame but myself, I swam a few laps last night and thought, you know what, if it works for Phelps, it works for me. Never again. Wouldn't be surprised if I sank to the bottom of the pool like a stone tonight after eating this thing. All credibility lost. I'm inconsolable.